What to say on your profiles for dating
Do you spend a lot of time thinking about how you’d survive the zombie apocalypse, or if there’s life on other planets?
Think in terms of meeting someone and getting to know them instead of going on a date.
The opening profile is your first and perhaps most important dating tool.
Learn how to avoid the mistakes made by 90 percent of searchers and create a profile that captures your strong points and stands out from the crowd.
Say something interesting, even if you don’t want to share anything too personal.
If you’re an open book, you might be willing to admit that you wet your bed until you were 15 or that you want to nail your first cousin. DO NOT write, “Message me if you like what you’ve read.” We get that. Quote a movie, leave a recipe for bundt cake, leave your hat size.
I have never been offended by a guy who politely and respectfully told me he was only interested in a physical relationship.
If you've decided to try internet dating after your divorce, the best place to begin is by writing your online dating profile.
We don’t care about your car or truck or motorcycle or funny meme. BARE MINIMUM: one picture where we can see your face. If you’re too embarrassed to post picture of yourself then you need to wake up to the fact it’s 2018 and everyone is online dating. Get over yourself and thinking you’re too good for this. For the love of God, add information about yourself. Every word counts in your opener, including your user name. Your dating "handle" should be anonymous yet descriptive. You might want to zero in on an activity or interest, like I did with my online ID, Golf Nut.One study of perceptions in cyberspace demonstrated that selective nicknames or handles influence the impressions others develop of the person using them. Or consider Happy Hiker, Nautical Gal, Outdoor Lover, Walking Woman, Line Dancer, History Buff, Birder Chick, Bridge Belle, or Hookedon Books.If you’re looking for something that fast there are some hookers on Santa Monica Blvd. DO NOT start out with “I never know what to write here”, or “I don’t know what to say about myself”. If you don’t know anything about yourself or what you’re like, I can tell you why you’re single. The only reason to not have an answer to this question is if no one has ever commented on your looks or personality.
DO NOT message boring small talk and expect interesting responses. Pick something out of their profile that caught your eye, and I don’t mean her tits. Be upfront, don’t be crass or vulgar, and you’ll increase your chances of some dirty, filthy, perfect stranger sex.