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The moment directly after doing so feels capable of inducing a heart attack.I’ve reconsidered mobile social networking because that’s typically when it happens.Especially terrible after a long day of coming face to face with a lot of people who you just know saw it up close and personal. The unique ringtones set for special people in our lives going off in quiet settings never fails to warrant some shame. It’s even more embarrassing when you realize that you seriously considered the possibility that a camera was taping your solo shenanigans. Spilling your alcoholic beverage whether in a bar or at a friend’s home.
I threw up 5 times in under a minute at a mild jog with people gasping in their cars as they watch me.
This fucker takes the long way home and is laughing like it is funny that I am about to shit myself.
When we get home, I get out of the car into a standing position and it happens.
So I do the only thing that a loving pregnant girlfriend would do.
I drop my underwear full of shit on the balcony (I was wearing a dress). He learned a lesson that day :) Shit happens.” – AEIOUandsometimes W 6. Due to how I am forced to stand, and the pressure of my stomach cramps, I know that I am going to have a poop eruption.
We just want to undo what we’ve done hastily, without anyone actually noticing.